Battin Down The Hatches

With tropical storm Fay bearing down on Florida everybody around us should be getting prepared.

We are all prepared because we have a generator and plenty of supplies in case we're blocked in for a few days. However, I don't think it will be bad enough to cause any serious damage.

Have you guys been watching the Olympics? I have. What a performance by Michael Phelps. Eight Gold Medals in Eight Events and seven World Records. It'll be a long time before it's matched or surpassed. I won't say "never be broken" because never is a long time. I'm trying to get into Track and Field, but I just can't do it. It is interesting to see all the different techniques for all the different countries.

Women's Beach Volley Ball isn't bad. I'm interested in knowing how they keep the sand out of places that could chafe easily, you know, like between their toes or up their ... noses. What did you think I was talking about? You guys should keep your minds out of the gutter or other places that ....

We (that's USA) did surprisingly well in gymnastics and there was no sand to worry about there. There's another week left and hopefully we can win a few more individual medals if the sand doesn't screw things up. I think thats it for now. Stay loose and unsanded.